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Virtue in WarV
After the battle, three correspondents happened to meet on the trail. They were hot, dusty, weary, hungry and thirsty, and they repaired to the shade of a mango tree and sprawled luxuriously. Among them they mustered twoscore friends who on that day had gone to the far shore of the hereafter, but their senses were no longer resonant. Shackles was babbling plaintively about mint-juleps, and the others were bidding him to have done.
"By-the way," said one, at last, "it`s too bad about poor old Gates of the 307th. He bled to death. His men were crazy. They were blubbering and cursing around there like wild people. It seems that when they got back there to look for him they found him just about gone, and another wounded man was trying to stop the flow with his hat! His hat, mind you. Poor old Gatesie!"
"Oh, no, Shackles!" said the third man of the party. "Oh, no, you`re wrong. The best mint-juleps in the world are made right in New York, Philadelphia or Boston. That Kentucky idea is only a tradition."
A wounded man approached them. He had been shot through the shoulder and his shirt had been diagonally cut away, leaving much bare skin. Over the bullet`s point of entry there was a kind of a white spider, shaped from pieces of adhesive plaster. Over the point of departure there was a bloody bulb of cotton strapped to the flesh by other pieces of adhesive plaster. His eyes were dreamy, wistful, sad. "Say, gents, have any of ye got a bottle?" he asked.
A correspondent raised himself suddenly and looked with bright eyes at the soldier.
"Well, you have got a nerve," he said grinning. "Have we got a bottle, eh! Who in h---- do you think we are? If we had a bottle of good licker, do you suppose we could let the whole army drink out of it? You have too much faith in the generosity of men, my friend!"
The soldier stared, ox-like, and finally said, "Huh?"
"I say," continued the correspondent, some what more loudly, "that if we had had a bottle we would have probably finished it ourselves by this time."
"But," said the other, dazed, "I meant an empty bottle. I didn`t mean no full bottle."
The correspondent was humorously irascible.
"An empty bottle! You must be crazy! Who ever heard of a man looking for an empty bottle? It isn`t sense! I`ve seen a million men looking for full bottles, but you`re the first man I ever saw who insisted on the bottle`s being empty. What in the world do you want it for?"
"Well, ye see, mister," explained Lige, slowly, "our major he was killed this mornin` an` we`re jes` goin` to bury him, an` I thought I`d jest take a look `round an` see if I couldn`t borry an empty bottle, an` then I`d take an` write his name an` reg`ment on a paper an` put it in th` bottle an` bury it with him, so`s when they come fer to dig him up sometime en` take him home, there sure wouldn`t be no mistake."
"Oh!"
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